(The unleashing)
(5:40 P.M. Scene opens on a planet in the outer reaches of the known universe. A man stands in front of a portal device in a rocky cliff terrain, laughing maniacally)
Crazy man: Ggyyahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Soon my friends...soon I shall bring you forth into this world. And with the gifts you bring me, I shall conquer it! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
(Crazy man pushes a button on the portal device. A gateway opens and an axe-toting Pikachu walks out)
Crazy guy: Hey! Who the hell are you? And where's my pizza?
Pikachu: Chuu!
(Pikachu kills Crazy man, and various other Pokemon walk out of the gate, along with a boy with glowing, red, demonic eyes)
***1 year later***
(2:00 P.M. Scene opens on Frieza's throne room. Frieza is sitting, calmly enjoying his 12th bottle of wine for the day)
(Zarbon rushes in)
Zarbon: Master Frieza, several of your planets in the outer reaches have been attacked!
Frieza: WHAT?! By who?
(Zarbon proceeds to tell him the story of the Pokemon and their various elemental abilities)
Frieza: ...so you’re saying that my kingdom is being attacked by little elfish creatures?
Zarbon: Pretty much.
Frieza: And what are you doing about this?
Zarbon: Well, it was suggested that we wipe the abominations from the face of creation.
Frieza: And?
Zarbon: We took that suggestion.
Frieza: Excellent. How goes the battle?
Zarbon: We’ve been fighting for 3 days. We’ve managed to retake one of the twelve captured planets, and have sustained approximately $2 billion worth of damages.
Frieza: What?! Why have we taken such heavy casualties?
Zarbon: I'm sorry Master Frieza, but we're trying very hard not to damage your planets.
Frieza: I don’t care about a dozen insignificant planets! I want these impudent rebels annihilated NOW!
Zarbon: Yes Master Frieza, of course. I’ll tell the field marshal to disregard civilian casualties. Oh, and there’s one more detail. There have been several reports of a young human boy leading them. He appears to have control over the beasts.
Frieza: ...and?
Zarbon: Just informing you, sir.
Frieza: Hm. Just how many of these wretched gnomes are there?
Zarbon: We aren't sure. They just seem to keep coming.
Frieza: I see…how far away are they?
Zarbon: About as far away as they possibly could be. The first sighting was on the planet Scarbaldia.
Frieza: Well, see to it that they don't get any closer.
(Frieza glances at his empty wine glass)
Frieza: HOUSEBOY!!!
(Goku walks in)
Goku: Yes Frieza?
Frieza: Go fetch me some more expensive wine. And clean up bedroom number 72. I feel like sleeping there tonight.
Goku: Yes Frieza. (mumbles) You sick son of a-
Frieza: What was that?
Goku: Nothing, sir.
Frieza: Good. (thinking) Hmph! Elfish creatures, hah...I wonder what's on TV tonight.