Chapter 11

(First encounter)

(Frieza and Ash are floating in space, face to face. They stare cold and hard at each other)

Frieza: So, are you about ready to die, or do you need some more time to pray or something?

Ash: Ha! You're going down, Frieza!

Frieza: Really, do you actually think you and your little army of nymphs stand a chance against the greatest power the universe has ever known?

Ash: The greatest power? Until now! Go, Pikachu!

(Throws a pokeball and pikachu comes out in a space suit)

Ash: Thunder shock!

(The pikachu tries to launch electricity at Frieza, but it fails to travel beyond the range of its face)

Frieza: ...in case you haven't already noticed, outer space isn't a very good conductor.

Ash: Oh right, I forgot. Pikachu, return!

(Ash tries to recall Pikachu, but Frieza sends a Frieza beam through its head)

Ash: No, Pikachu!

Frieza: (lets out short laughter) I haven't done this in so long, I've forgotten how much fun it is!

Ash: You'll pay for that! Charazard, go!

(Charazard is summoned)

Ash: Fry him!

(Charazard tries to breath fire, but can't)

Frieza: ...you really aren't the brightest one in the class, are you? How did you become the leader of an army?

Ash: Oh yeah, no air in space...damn.

(Charazard begins to suffocate)

Ash: Uh oh.

(Frieza obliterates it)

Frieza: Care to try again?

Ash: Grrrahhhhhh!!

(Ash throws a lot of pokeballs, but they all explode before they reach one foots distance from Ash)

Ash: Ah! My friends! (Sheds a few tears)

Frieza: This is sad...(Thinking) And this is the leader of an army that's terrorizing my kingdom? For God's sake, I could have sent Goku's wife to do this!

Ash: You'll pay...for what you've done to my friends.

Frieza: Finally. Let's get this over with. It's only an hour until my 12:00 drinking break.

Ash: Well break time is over!

Frieza: ...that didn't even make sense.

(Ash feels stupid, screams, and runs at Frieza. He then realizes there is no ground to run on)

Frieza: I'm beginning to realize that you're not very used to space, are you?

Ash: No...

Frieza: How about I let you go and you train in space for a while, and we can try this again tomorrow? What do you say?

Ash: Hey, thanks!

Frieza: Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to sound sarcastic.

(Frieza shoves Ash’s forehead and he twirls off. Frieza laughs. Then Ash gets mad and flies at him. Begin Dragonball Z style combat. Fight is even at first)

Frieza: Is that all? You're wasting my time. I think my houseboy is stronger than you!

Ash: We'll see!

(Ash begins to dominate over Frieza)

Frieza: (Bruised and angry) Grrr. You impudent little urchin! I am Frieza, the most powerful being in the universe, and you are nothing but a 12-year-old boy!!!

(Fight continues. Somewhere in there, Frieza fires a full power energy blast. When it hits, there is an explosion, and when the smoke clears...Ash is gone! *gasp!*)

Frieza: (Gasping for breath in the vacuum) Ha...ha...ha ha ha ha! I did it! I haven't felt so good in years! I am lord of the universe! Ahahahahahahaha!!! (Talking to the place where Ash was) Well, you were the best opponent I've had in quite some time, but all things must end sooner or later. You should have run while you had the chance.

(Frieza turns around to go home and notices Ash standing behind him, fairly untouched)

Frieza: Ah…ah!...wha…what are you?!

Ash: I am Ash Catchum, and as of right now, I am the most powerful being in the universe!

Frieza: Ahhh!!!

(Ash moves his hand in position to blast Frieza's head, but refrains)

Frieza: What are you doing? Get on with it!

Ash: No.

Frieza: What do you mean no?

Ash: I think I'll leave you here, embarrassed and shamed. Once the people hear how easily I beat you, they'll flock to me. Goodbye Frieza. Let us prolong this game as long as we can. I want to enjoy every minute of it. I'll see you again once the universe is mine!

(Ash flies away)

Frieza: You fool...you'll regret letting me live. I'll make you pay. You'll see what happens when you mess with the most powerful being in the universe!