Chapter 15

(A trip to Godless slaughter)

 

 

Ryo: Hello ladies! You’re looking good.

 

Aeka: Pig!

 

Reyoko: Get lost!

 

(They blast him. He flies across the room. He gets up looking very pissed)

 

Ryo: Grrr. Armor of Wildfire-

 

Heero: Ryo!

 

Ryo: Huh? Oh sorry.

 

Heero: We’re their guests. It’s not polite to do battle in their house.

 

Ryo: I disagree. DAO-CHI!!!!!

 

(Ryo dons his armor and does battle with Aeka and Reyoko. Tenchi runs in upon hearing the carnage)

 

Tenchi: Hey! What are you doing!? Stop it you three!

 

(A stray blast impales Tenchi’s face. Everyone else in the house then arrives. They then go insane and begin mindlessly killing everything. Then Dr. J activates his energy draining machine, and sucks everyone up a vacuum cleaner tube. They are melded into a super ball, which Dr. J throws at a neighboring planet, destroying it. To this day, that ball bounces through space, destroying all in its path. The end)