(Dinner)
(Everyone is eating)
Tenchi: So, what brings you to this part of the universe?
Ryo: Well, our planet was destroyed by Pokemon and we're off to join Frieza's army.
Tenchi: Pokemon?
Ryo: ...wow. You haven't heard about Pokemon?
Tenchi: (sigh) We don't hear anything out here! We haven't gotten a decent communication system set up yet.
Ryo: Well, Pokemon are little elvish creatures that are taking over the universe.
Sasami: Oh! I think I've seen one! They're cute!
(The gang stares long and hard at her. She shrinks back in her chair)
Sasami: I guess that couldn't have been one of them...
Heero: That's right...
Trowa: So what do you do here?
Tenchi: I work the fields and help my grandfather run his shrine.
Ryo: What about you ladies?
Aeka: I was the princess of the planet Jurai.
Ryo: Was?
Aeka: I'm told it was destroyed in The Joining, but I can't be sure.
Reyoko: Space pirate.
Washuu: Mad scientist.
Mihoshi: Me and Kione are space police!
Kiyone: We're run by Frieza now.
Ryo: Well...we sure have an interesting bunch here. So…are any of you lovely ladies available?
Tenchi: Uh, I wouldn’t recommend-
Aeka: Hmph! Brute.
Reyoko: Yeah! You’ve got some nerve buddy! Besides, I’m already taken (appears behind Tenchi and cuddles him)
Aeka: What?! Get off of him! How dare you soil Lord Tenchi’s good name by insinuating that you two are in a relationship!
Reyoko: Oh, when will you accept our love and move on Aeka? It’s really sad.
Aeka: GET OFF OF HIM!!!
Reyoko: Tenchi doesn’t mind, do you Tenchi?
Tenchi: (struggling) Reyoko, cut it out!
Reyoko: See? He loves it.
Aeka: Let go! Let go this minute or I’ll…I’LL!
Reyoko: You’ll what?
Mihoshi: Guys, please stop fighting.
Reyoko: Tenchi is mine!
Aeka: Asaka! Kamadake! Save Lord Tenchi!
(Everyone suddenly breaks into a huge battle with no regard for life in any form. Tenchi flees. Heero and crew decide to follow. They retreat to a nearby hill and watch from a distance)
Ryo: Woah. Catfight!
Trowa: Kinda living on a powder keg, huh?
Tenchi: Tell me about it. Every day I face certain death. I have to watch every word I say, or that happens (points to exploding house).
Ryo: Why don’t you just get rid of them?
Tenchi: Are you kidding?! Look what they did to my house! And that was just a little argument! They’re all completely psychotic! If I kicked them out, there’s no telling what they’d do!
Ryo: Man. That’s rough…say, maybe I could take one or two of them off your hands…
Heero: Knock it off Ryo. We’ve got enough psychos on this trip.
Ryo: Aw, come on. We could at least take that little girl away from all these people. It can’t be good for her.
Tenchi: I know. I feel a little sorry for her, but she’s the peacekeeper. Without her, this kind of fighting would never end. Besides, she’s the only one who knows how to cook.
Ryo: Hm…you know, that blond one really didn’t look too dangerous. Maybe I could-
Heero: All right you two. That's enough garbage for tonight. Let's talk business. (turns to Tenchi) Where's the nearest landfill?
Tenchi: ...what?
Heero: Just tell us.
Tenchi: Well, I guess that would be Tokyo landfill. It's a few miles from here.
Heero: Thanks. Now let's go to bed. We'll sleep in our ship.
Tenchi: That's fine. I don't have any extra rooms anyway.
(They return to their ship)