(The great Gundini)
(As Dr. J is reduced to a sack of broken bones, the universe fades away, and everyone is returned to the real world in Tenchi's living room)
Ryo: We did it!
Heero: We?
Tenchi: I'm glad that's over. Washuu, never build that awful machine again!
Washuu: I'm not making any promises.
(Dr. J walks through the door)
Dr. J: Hi Heero!
(Dr. J is shot)
Ryo: Heero!
(Dr. J walks in)
Dr. J: Hey, you shot my robot!
(Dr. J is shot. Some guy enters)
Guy: Hullo.
Heero: Who the hell are you?
Guy: I don’t know.
(Guy is shot. Policeman enters)
Police: Why did you shoot my partner?
Heero: He didn’t know who he was.
Police: That’s no reason to shoot him. You’re under arrest.
(Policeman is shot)
Tenchi: You killed a police officer! You’re all insane! Absolutely insane! Nda! Nra!
(Tenchi begins making disturbing sounds and spasming. Tenchi is shot)
Ryo: Heero, you-
(Ryo is shot. Then Trowa. Then Aeka and Reyoko, and eventually everyone in the room. Then Dr. J walks in)
Dr. J: I’ve done it! I’ve driven Heero insane! Ahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!
Gun: *click*…*click, click*!
Heero: (falls to his knees) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The end…)