Chapter 1

(The releashing)

(5:40 P.M. Scene opens on a planet in the outer reaches of the known universe. A man stands in front of a portal device in a rocky cliff terrain, laughing maniacally)

Crazy man: Ggyyahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Soon my friends...soon I shall bring you forth into this world. And with the gifts you bring me, I shall conquer it! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

(Crazy man pushes a button on the portal device. A gateway opens and an axe-toting Pikachu walks out)

Crazy guy: Hey! Who the hell are you? And where’s my pizza?

(Pikachu takes out pizza)

Crazy guy: Ah, thank you!

(Pikachu walks back into the portal, which then collapses upon itself. The man eats the pizza. It was delicious. The end)

Crazy man: What was I supposed to be doing?