(Tokyo terror)
Tuxedo mask: We defend this planet from evil forces. Recently, though, we've been having trouble with the Pokemon. We can't hold them off much longer.
Heero: I'd recommend leaving the planet. But if you intend to stay and fight, you might want to try using shotguns or something. Firearms work well against most of them.
Tuxedo mask: Thanks for the advice. We're going to stay and fight until the end!
Trowa: By the way, do you know where Tokyo dump is?
Sailor moon: It's about twenty miles south of here.
Trowa: Thanks. And good luck in your battles!
(Suddenly, a strange beam rains from the sky over Ryo, causing him to grow to humongous proportions)
Ryo: ...cool!
(Ryo goes on a Godzilla-like rampage through Tokyo)
Tokyo police: Excuse me sir! Kindly end your reign of terror and return to the sea.
Ryo: But I’m not from the sea.
Tokyo police: Oh. Well then you must die!!!
(Tokyo police drop A-bombs on the city, killing all. The end)