(An argument in Ash’s court)
(Scene opens in a small room in Ash’s palace. Misty and Brock are sitting on crates, drinking)
Brock: (swigs beer) I can’t believe Ash banned this stuff.
Misty: Yeah. Does he really think it will help his messed up world?
Brock: Meh. He’ll come to his senses eventually.
Misty: Yeah, but meanwhile, while he’s trying to grow up, we all have to suffer!
Brock: Mm. If it weren’t for us, he’d have no idea what to do with an empire. Have you ever heard of a ruler that’s so powerful, and yet so completely retarded?
Misty: Ah, don’t worry. He’ll get himself killed somehow, and then we can take over.
Brock: What we? I’m the brains here.
Misty: You? You’re just as dumb as Ash!
Brock: At least I don’t sleep with him!
Misty: I DO NOT!!!
(Blasts Brock with minor ki blast. Brock blocks)
Brock: Oh come on! There isn’t a soul in this palace that doesn’t know about it.
Misty: I think you’ve had too much beer!
Brock: You’re the one who’s guzzling it like a man! Give me some!
Misty: No way!
(They begin wrestling with the keg)
Brock: I said give it to me you little *****!
(They begin shouting and swearing. After a few minutes, a guard walks in)
Guard: Ash wants to see you.
Misty: Great! The idiot is calling! What the hell could he possible need?
(They begin to leave)
Guard: One day, that arguing is going to get you in trouble.
Brock: Ah, what do you know?
Misty: Yeah, get back to work!
(The end)