(The death of...everything)
Announcer: Oh! And this just in! Ash's royal palace was destroyed earlier this morning! The only survivors, Ash, Misty, and Brock, claim it was a clown bomb hiding among the royal personnel. It is unknown who sent this clown bomb, but Ash promises swift and fatal retaliation to all involved. All hail Ash!!!
Heero: Dr. J?
Dr. J: No! It wasn’t me!
Trowa: (Checks the cockpit) Our computer says we jettisoned something in the direction of Ash’s palace a while ago. Something big and clown shaped.
Dr. J: I swear!
Heero: Nobody actually believes you, Dr. J.
Dr J: I believe me!
Heero: Nobody cares.
Washuu: I agree.
(Everyone turns with a start)
Heero: What the-
Ryo: How the hell did you get here?!
Washuu: Just a little inter-ship teleportal. Don’t tell me “The Great Dr. J” hasn’t made you one of those yet.
Dr. J: Of course I have! I just use it for more menial purposes, like sneaking out of my room, or hitting the pilots of passing star-freighters with fruit!
Washuu: Still crazy I see.
Trowa: What do you want?
Washuu: Oh, I was just in the neighborhood and thought I’d drop by. You know, say hello, have a few drinks, and (pulls out particle rifle from below screen level) GET BACK AT YOU FOR MESSING WITH MY MACHINE!!!
Trowa: (whispering to Heero) If she wanted to kill us, why didn’t she do it while we were on her planet?
Heero: (not whispering) Who cares?
(Heero shoots Washuu. She dies)
Trowa: Well, that was easy.
(Washuu walks through a portal)
Heero: Not this again.
Washuu: Hey, now that wasn’t very nice!
(Washuu is shot. She appears on the communications screen with an annoyed look on her face)
Washuu: Alright, that’s it. Now I’m just gonna blow you out of the sky.
Dr. J: Not if I do it first!
(Dr. J presses a button causing the surrounding galaxy to implode. The End)