(The dipping bird)
Ryo: Man! I still can’t believe I won every event!
Heero: Even the figure skating. I didn’t know you were so artistic.
Ryo: I guess I just have talent. So how much did we make?
Trowa: I think it was something like 3 trillion. Say, where did you put it?
Ryo: I left my wallet on the table. (Looks at empty table) Hey! Where is it!!!?
(Dr. J enters)
Dr. J: Hey guys, you won’t believe my luck! I found this wallet full of money just sitting on our table!
Ryo: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Heero: And what did you do with it?
Dr. J: I bought this dipping bird! (holds up dipping bird)
Heero: You spent 3 trillion dollars on a dipping bird?
Dr. J: Yes. Is there a problem?
(Ryo punches Dr. J. His head falls off. Relena screams)
Heero: Ryo...you killed him...
Ryo: I didn’t punch that hard...I think...
Trowa: Hey, this isn’t Dr. J. It’s a robot!
Heero: Then where’s Dr. J?
(Dr. J appears on T.V.)
Dr. J: Attention all inhabitants of the universe! I am now your unquestioned ruler! I demand that all planets pay me homage of one gift basket...and a pie, or perish!!! You have ten seconds.
(Dr. J stares at his watch. Elsewhere...)
Frieza: ...Zarbon, who is that lunatic?
Zarbon: I...don’t know...
Dr. J: ...Time’s up! I have now programmed Heero’s ship to blow up planets at random. Have a nice death!
(T.V. resumes normal broadcasting)
Heero: What?!
(The ship fires a large particle weapon at planet Frieza, destroying it)
Heero: We have to stop the ship!
(They run to the cockpit)
Trowa: The controls are locked!
Relena: We have to do something!
Ryo: Maybe I can cut off the gun.
Heero: It’s worth a try. Just be careful.
(Ryo puts on his armor and runs outside the ship. He raises his sword high and cuts the gun off. This causes an unfortunate reaction, blowing up the ship. Then Ash takes over the universe...which Dr. J eventually destroys. The end)