Chapter 29

(The vortex)

 

 

(The entire dome consists of a grassy field, a few trees, a stone structure that appears to be a small house, and a very large machine. A strange man stands hovering over the machine. He turns and walks over to the gang. They wait for him, suspicious)

 

Strange man: Why hello! You must be the men the press sent over, right?

 

Heero: Um...yeah...we're very interested in your, uh, (glances at machine)...work. Anything you could tell us would be greatly appreciated.

 

Strange man: Why I'd be glad to! Come right this way!

 

(Strange man leads them to the machine)

 

Strange man: I've created something wonderful. I call it The Total Mal-perspective Vortex!

 

Heero: The what?

 

Strange man: No, not "The What", The Total Mal-perspective Vortex! The opposite of The Total Perspective Vortex, the machine that combined the dimensions. You see, with this machine, I will separate the dimensions again, banishing Ash to his homeworld, and restoring everything back to the way it used to be!

 

Heero: ...are you insane? There's no guarantee that the dimensions will be put back the way they were! And who knows what kind of destruction it will cause!?

 

Mad man: But it will solve the pokemon problem! I was just about to activate it. How would you like to be the only ones to witness this historic event?

 

(Heero shoots the mad man)

 

Heero: Well, there's one threat to peace gone.

 

(Dr. J pops out of the machine)

 

Dr. J: Hey guys, this is really interesting! Oh, and I found some fairy cake!

 

(Holds up half eaten fairy cake)

 

Dr. J: Want some?

 

Heero: Dr. J, how did you get in there?

 

Dr. J: That doesn’t matter now. What does matter is-*Brrrzzzt*

 

(Dr. J slams the on switch of the Total Mal-perspective vortex. The ten universes split, fly around in pretty circles, then everyone and everything in each universe is meshed together into a giant piece of fairy cake, which floats through oblivion forever and ever. The end)