Chapter 33

(The first moron)

(Trowa also notices the enormous force looming in front of the now pathetic Imperial forces)

Trowa: Aw...crap.

General: Lord Frieza is sending in all remaining units. This is it, guys! It's do or die! Preferably do. Let's g-!

Soldier: What about don’t?

General: Don’t is not an option, soldier!

Soldier: Actually it is. We could just turn back an-

(General blows up ship)

General: Anyone else think ‘don’t’ is an option?

Soldier: That wasn’t me you blew up, sir.

(General blows up another ship)

Soldier: Nope. Still not me.

General: Men, begin killing each other until the man who said that is found!

Trowa: That seems kind of-

General: Kill him too! In fact, everyone die!

(General begins killing all. Then Duo comes in with his starship collection.)

Duo: Man, what’s going on here? Who’re the good guys?

Trowa: Duo, is that you?

Duo: Yeah, I came to help.

Trowa: Well, it looks like Frieza’s army has gone insane. Could you help me kill them, and then stop the pokemon?

Duo: Well I’d like to, but it’ll cost you.

Trowa: What? Duo, civilization rests on the outcome of this battle, and you’re asking for money?!

Duo: Seems like a good time to me.

Trowa: Just kill everything!

Duo: Can do!

(Duo’s ships fuse together to form the uber starship, which blows up Frieza’s army, the pokemon army, Trowa, and the planet they were all fighting around)

Duo: Oops.

(Back at Frieza’s ship)

Frieza: Hm. So I guess we’re fighting in space. No problem. In fact, I’d prefer it. Oh, Zarbon, who just blew up a planet without my permission?

Zarbon: An unidentified group of starships.

Frieza: See to them.

(Duo’s fleet explodes)

Zarbon: Already done sir.

Frieza: Excellent.

Pantless red pilot: Oooh! I just love the color death!

(Pantless red pilot blows up flagship)

Dr. J: So remember kids, everything dies!