Chapter 35

(The, uh…insult that came after that)

 

 

Frieza: DIE!!!

 

(Huge chunks of ice explode from the blue ball he was forming. Ash dodges the first wave easily enough, but the rest home in. Ash takes a couple of lumps, but soon finds that blocking them isn’t painful at all)

 

Ash: What kind of attack is this?

 

Frieza: Oh, you just wait.

 

(And wait he does! For another two minutes. But in all the mindless ice breaking, Ash fails to notice that the source of the ice is getting bigger. Frieza finally throws the massive blue sphere, flanked by miniature glaciers. Suddenly, Sonic runs up and passes through the blue sphere. It changes into a red sphere. It hits Ash, and Ash is thrown out of the special stage)

 

Ash: Huh? Where am I?

 

Tails: Sonic, come on! We gotta stop…wait, you’re not Sonic! You must be one of Robotnik’s tricks! Take this!

 

(Tails explodes)

 

Ash: Hm…that was strange.

 

(Ash moves on through the level, but gets stuck between two bouncers and flies back and forth for 10 minutes)

 

Ominous voice: Time Over!

 

Ash: Wha?

 

(The universe ceases to exist. The end)