Chapter 35

(Da’oh!)

 

 

Sage: So…what would happen if we added our power to yours when you already have the white armor?

 

Ryo: ...I…don’t know.

 

Rowen: Well, let’s give it a try!

 

(The other four Ronins focus their spirits. A sphere of light matching their armor’s color surrounds them)

 

Rowen: Armor of Strata!

 

Sai: Armor of Torrent!

 

Kento: Armor of Hardrock!

 

Sage: Armor of Halo!

 

All: Da-!!!…

 

Sage: Uh…

 

Kento: Shoot.

 

Rowen: What was the word again?

 

Ryo: Ha! You guys can’t remember it either!

 

Sai: Yeah, yeah, we’re all as dumb as you. Tell us the word, quick!

 

Ryo: It’s uh…uh…hold on, I wrote it down.

 

(Takes out chared, mangled, and wholly illegible piece of paper)

 

Ryo: Uh…I think it says…dominos.

 

Rowen: Oh, that’s not right.

 

Ryo: It’s defiantly a D…

 

(Paper disintigrates)

 

Sai: Aw man…looks like we’re doomed!

 

(Dr. J leaps dramatically out of the ship)

 

Dr. J: Looks like it’s up to me to save the day! Armor of Crazy, Hawaii!!!

 

(Everyone looks on in anti-shock as the psychotic armor fails to appear)

 

Dr. J: My work here is done! Come duckie!

 

(The rubber duck, which magically survived, comes to life and grows to the size of an ostrich. Dr. J mounts it and rides heroically into the sunset. Then the sun melts and floods the planet in orange goo. None survive. The end)