(Meanwhile, on planet Frieza)
(Frieza sits in front of his TV, watching "The Power puff girls". Drinking, of course)
Frieza: ...my God, this sucks! I must have it destroyed.
(Goku walks in)
Goku: Uh, Frieza?
Frieza: Hm? I don't remember summoning you.
Goku: Uh...I brought booze.
Frieza: (Looks at his half empty glass)...fine. What do you want?
Goku: I was wondering if I could get some time off to go see my wife.
Frieza: She's doing fine. I saw her the other night. Gohan's fine too. Now get back to work.
Goku: Aw come on. Please?
Frieza: Hmm...maybe...you'll have to go a few days without sleep to catch up on the work you missed.
Goku: That's fine with me!
Frieza: Ok then, it's settled! No.
Goku: Aw...
(Goku starts to walk away)
Frieza: Wait...I have an amusing little idea. I'm thinking of one particular bottle of wine in my wine cellar. If you can guess exactly which one it is and bring it to me, you can go.
Goku: But there's over 8 trillion bottles in there!
Frieza: Good luck!
(Goku starts to walk away, but turns around)
Goku: Wait! Is it the one in my hand?
Frieza: ...damn. Ok, for proving to me that you're more clever than a door stop, you can go. But don't think about trying to escape. I'm sending my assassins to watch your every movement.
Goku: Alright! Thanks Frieza!
(He leaves)
Frieza: (Returning his attention to the T.V.) Hmm...I'll have to hire someone to make a decent T.V show.